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You Only Die Twice


First aired

April 1, 1985



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And now... episode bloopers from Katie "The Continuity Queen"

1. Lee helps Amanda carry boxes out to the car (if standing in the bullpen to the right). Huh? Didn’t you just go out towards the camera with Amanda and all those boxes? A minute or so later he comes in from the left to help June. How are you able to come from the other direction when you reenter? Just how many entrances does this place have anyway? Faster than a speeding bullet, able to circle whole buildings...

2. What is the deal with June? The look on her face suggests she is seeing evil incarnate not a gorgeous man. And she's a temp right? Why do they have a temp pool? That just doesn't seem secure. She’d be exposed to classified info. You’d think they'd only use trained, permanent employees, not temps who could be easily kidnapped (no self-defense training) and tortured for info. Guess the govt. is trying to save money again.

3. This one is a question. What does the first line of Amanda’s bio say? You need to freeze it. To me it says "Amanda King, nee West." What the heck does nee mean?

4. Speaking of the bios. Check the order on the 2 files on the screen when Sylvia is looking at them. The one above Amanda’s is Louise Latto. Think this list is in reverse alpha order? Cause in my alphabet k comes before l. Yours?

5. Shouldn’t they update the boys ages on her file? They still have them at 8 and 10. Better yet why don't they just list their birth dates so it doesn’t need to be corrected? And why isn't Amanda’s birth date listed? Isn’t that one of the usual things for a bio? So what is the correct way to spell her mom's name... Dottie as is in the bio or Dotty? Just want to do it right. How come she doesn't have a profession listed like Louise (above) does? And where is this file number Sylvia is telling documents? And shouldn't documents recognize this number as a civilian aid (or whatever Billy called it) file and not a shadow file number? Way to cross check the facts there boys.

6. Why does Sylvia head to the roof? At that point she didn't know they were after her. She could've been long gone before they got down there. And what was she hoping to do on the roof? She expecting a helicopter or something? What was her plan? Logic guy, this needed a bit more thought.

7. Can that guy have a bigger gun? Geez, see the size of it?

8. So she's seen the evidence in the red file. Did she make a printout of it? What evidence does she have now that she didn't have before? If she did make a printout then that should be in her purse which should be with her body in the morgue. Think Billy or Lee checked her purse? They could've had their reason to go in much earlier. If only they thought of that.

9. So did she die from the fall or from the gunshot? To me it looked like she fell first, then he shot. The fall choice would fit with everyone calling it a suicide cause there is no mention of a gunshot wound. Opinion?

10. So who put this obit in? Isn’t it usually the family? And how come Dottie wasn't notified as next of kin? And where does she get that she died 2 days ago? It doesn't have a date in the obit I froze. Think the proofreader at the paper gets paid much? Cause he missed some spelling here, did you? Go back and freeze the obit and read it carefully. Go on. I’ll wait.... tap, tap, tap.... Find it yet? She "recided...". Not how my dictionary spells that word. Sorry proofreader guy, you get cut for that one.

11. Dropped his teeth? Is that what he said? Sure sounded like that to me. I know it's probably tea, but it sounded like teeth. Talk about a unique expression if it was teeth. I didn't know bb had dentures. LOL And if it was tea, why was he drinking tea? I thought he was a coffee man. Oh, a must read is Mistaken Identity (fanfic) by winenut (Aren't you proud of me barn?) to get what Lee was thinking between the time he dropped his teeth until they id-ed the body. Really, really good.

12. So, did anyone see Lee move his car? At some point when we thought we saw him in Billy’s office, he was really out moving his car. What is she talking about you ask. Before we are in Billy’s office talking with Fran about the id, we see Lee's Vette out front. When we come back from commercial Amanda’s car is there instead. Not only did Lee's car move, it did so before Amanda got there so she could get the spot. Remember she interrupted them, so when did Lee move his car? He apparently also has the really cool ability to transmutate (like Prue on Charmed), to be in two places at one time. You know, that actually explains so much.

13. Fran, I'd tread lightly if I were you. Amanda is having a bad day and seems ready to attack. That crack of defining living seems to the proverbial straw. Nice to see Amanda having to be pulled back.

14. Director of federal security agency. That title sounds familiar. Is that what the office was in Khrushchev List? The one that kept requesting info on the case and the director that blew himself up opening the box? If it's not, it's awfully close.

15. Hello? They believe all along that someone murdered Sylvia and that she didn't commit suicide right? They know she was going to get a job at Teldar and they know she used Amanda’s id. Why don't they see that Amanda could still be in danger? Printing the retraction lets the bad guys know exactly where she is and that she's not dead. What? They think the bad guys don't read the paper? Hello? Top agents?

16. Absolutely no food in the whole house? None? Not even canned soup in the back of the pantry? Seems Amanda would be a better planner than that. And if she has absolutely nothing why are popcorn and whip cream must have items? Seems those could wait till she's using her own money. She mustn't have needed the groceries all that bad cause it must be the next day. All 4 are in new clothes.

17. How did the bad guy know the boys' names? It didn't say it in the obit and why would it have said on her application? He psychic?

18. Look out! He’s gonna hit your station n! Whew. Near miss. Dottie must have finally gotten her license and decided to use her own money to go grocery shopping. About time she stopped freeloading and paid for something. Jk, I'm sure she helps out all the time.

19. Just where is Sheboygan?

20. I have a new action figure for you. It needs a voice card though. It’s the panic voice Lee doll. He does it often enough. I think it’s a must for the list. Catch today's version when she comes in to tell them she was just kidnapped? Lee about jumps out of his skin with WHAT? Dottie must have gotten back with the wagon fast so Amanda could use it. LOL

21. Shouldn’t Fran be following them to get the list of groceries? And what is so important about that whip cream? And how come if Fran is supposed to be getting these groceries does Lee end up doing the shopping in the tag? How’d Fran weasel out of it?

22. Whisper mode? Is there such a thing on a helicopter? I don't care how quiet whisper mode is, people around the building are still gonna hear and SEE it.

23. Mmmmmmmmm…. Nothing sexier than Lee in a black commando suit, open collar and wind rustled hair. Mmmmmmmmmm…. Well, ok Lee in a black tux, Lee in a white tux, Lee in a black leather jacket, Lee in tight jeans, Lee in 4th season sweaters, Lee in…. Ahem. Sorry. Forgot we were trying to clean up the gutter. My apologies.

24. Lucky thing the agency has a map of Teldar's air duct system. And could he clump along any der? Thump, thump, thump. Shouldn’t we hear more than just their conversation? Are they the only office with people in it on that floor? Also seems awfully bright in there for an air system too.

25. What hours (one says it took him a month to create the file, but only took her hours to break in)? She was there maybe 10/15 minutes after the shift ended. Must be SMK time.

26. You know she has to be scared at being taken to the quarry. She’s stopped talking, kinda like the car part of the SoS when she wouldn't even look at him. True to form though she never gives them the satisfaction of seeing that she's scared.

27. Doesn’t it look like copter guy got shot in the belly area? Isn’t that usually a pretty serious place to be shot? No blood and he tells them to go on, he'll be fine. Billy also says he'll be fine when they get there. Talk about male machismo.

28. Was it really necessary for Lee to bait them to go over the cliff? Shouldn’t there have been more agents coming that he could lead them to? Just seems unnecessary for them to be killed. Mho

29. Love that tag. Wait until Tuesday and reincarnate at a higher salary. Too funny. Must be summer. Can’t see Amanda pulling the boys for a day at the amusement park.


Special thanks to Katie for all of the time and hard work she has put into these Continuity Queen posts!




Fan Fiction based on this episode

Mistaken Identity by Lori

The Other Foot by Ceeg

You Only Die Twice- Filler by ACJ Leveille




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